MESSAGE 1
You draw the knife out of your pocket and charge Justin with it. You try
to drive the knife deep into his back, but it glances off his shoulder blade,
causing minimal damage and snapping the knife blade clean off. You shrug and
toss the ruined knife out the window.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 2
You carefully aim the shotgun before quietly squeezing the trigger...*Click*
It seems that you're out of shells. Too bad.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 3
You take aim at Justin with the shotgun and fire. The tremendous recoil of
the blast nearly knocks you off your feet. The shell slams into Justin's
chest and emerging again from his back, splattering the wall behind him with
blood and tissue. Dazed, Justin stumbles around for a while before getting
a hold of himself and sitting back down in front of the television.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 4
You thrust the butcher knife deep into Justin's chest. He writhes about in
agony for several minutes before yanking the knife free and tossing it out
the nearby window.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 5
You feel a harsh, burning sensation as you gulp the foul liquid down. Soon
after that, your body goes numb. You become dizzy and fall to your knees. You
feel as if you are dying.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 6
You foolishly open the bottle of concentrated household cleanser and are soon
overwhelmed by the toxic fumes. Gasping for air, you black out. Soon, you
awaken. You are laying on the bathroom floor. Gazing up at the nearby calendar,
you realize that more than a month has passed since you opened the bottle.
Examining yourself you find that you are covered with bruises. Your head has
been shaven and in your pocket is a stamped, round-trip ticket to Thailand and
numerous pictures of you posing with people you can't really recall ever
meeting.

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 7
You hand the container to Justin. Too absorbed by his video game to
even examine it, he simply mutters "Uh, thanks." Moments later, he
absent-mindedly drinks the entire bottle in one gulp. After a prolonged
period of convulsions and vomiting, he finally stumbles back over to his
seat on the couch and resumes playing as if nothing had happened.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 8
You pour the entire bottle of cleaner onto Justin. Congratulations, he now
smells pine fresh.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 9
That's it! You've decided that killing Justin is completely impossible and
decided to end your own life rather than live with your failure. Without
a moment's hesitation, you wrap your hands around your head and thrust
your thumbs through your eye sockets and into your brain. Unfortunately, you
don't die right away, but lie on the floor for hours slowly bleeding to
death. There, are you happy now!?

                        ***You have died***

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 10
How? With what? You'll need to be more specific.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 11
Sneaking up behind Justin, you push the corkscrew into the back of his neck
with a clockwise twisting motion. Justin's eyes widen, he leaps up off the
couch and rips the corkscrew out of his neck. Groaning and rubbing his wound,
Justin returns to his seat on the couch.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 12
Pulling the katana from its finely polished wooden scabbard, you raise it
over your head, preparing to decapitate Justin with it. Unfortunately, you
miss. The razor sharp katana scrapes the side of Justin's head, cleanly
lopping off his left ear. A fountain of blood shoots forth. Justin doesn't
even notice.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 13
You climb into the bathtub and turn the water on. After a nice long bath,
you feel quite refreshed.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 14
After removing the lid from the container of caustic acid, you grin insanely
before dumping in down the back of Justin's pants. You are then treated to
the show of your life as he sprints around the room, knocking over furniture
and howling like crazy. After a few minutes of this, Justin makes his way
to the bathroom and runs some tap water down his pants. He sighs with relief
and makes he was back to the couch.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 15
You hurl the glass jar of acid at Justin. It strikes the side of his head
and shatters into a million pieces. Showered in acid, Justin dashes around
the room frantically for a while before running to the bathroom, jumping
into the tub and washing off.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 16
You light the match.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 17
Nah. You're clean enough already.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 18
You pour the entire gallon of gasoline over Justin's head.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 19
Smiling, you toss the lit match at Justin. Immediately, the gasoline ignites.
Justin leaps to his feet and dashes around the room, emitting a
blood-curdling scream. After a while, he leaps head first into the nearby
tropical fish tank, emerging soaking wet and covered with dead fish.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 20
The door is locked and the only copy of the key is currently missing.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 21
You switch on the radio. Annoying rap music pours out. You shudder and
switch it off again.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 22
You switch on the radio. "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo comes blasting
out. Cool! You groove to the music.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 23
You switch on the radio. "Spirit in the Sky" begins to play. You scream and
smash the radio into a thousand pieces.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 24
You fire the shotgun at the can of gasoline, while holding both! The resulting
explosion burns all your hair off and knocks you to the ground. Good one!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 25
You take aim and fire your shotgun at the can of gasoline sitting in the
center of the room. It explodes, the flames injuring you slightly. Why did
you do that?
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 26
You take aim at the $noun$ and fire. What a waste of ammo.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 27
In front of Justin!? Pervert! One point penalty!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 28
You step into the warm bath, carrying the radio! Upon touching the water, the
radio begins to smoke and send waves of electricity shooting through your
twitching body. After a few moments of this, you begin to black out.
Suddenly, a voice from nowhere shouts out:

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 29
WRONG! You awaken, finding yourself back in the bathroom as though nothing
had happened. The radio, however, is gone.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 30
CORRECT! You awaken, and find yourself in a strange place...

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 31
You take aim with the laser and fire...The $noun$ is instantly
vaporized!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 32
The laser blast completely disintegrates Justin! You win!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 33
You toss the radio in the bathtub. It hits the water, begins to smoke, and
explodes. Good move.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 34
Victory! Justin suddenly wobbles, leans over, and falls flat on his face.
He's dead! You've won! The nations of the world unite to throw you a massive
ticker tape parade for killing the world's greatest moron. You live on
forever in the hearts and minds of the people as the man who rid the world
of its stupidest inhabitant! Congratulations!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 35
You attack the dog. The mighty beast deflects the weapon with its dagger-like
teeth and growls at you.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 36
You shoot. The dog catches the projectile in its teeth and grinds it to
powder. Tough dog!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 37
You quickly reach into the pen and grab the toy. You get it, but receive a
small bite too.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 38
You try to pet the doggie, a painful bite is the result.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 39
You aim and fire your laser at the dog. With a surprised yelp, it's burned
into nothingness. You killed the indestructible dog! Good work!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 40
You hit Justin. He doesn't even notice. It's going to take more than that.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 41
You hit the powerfully built dog. A dull thud is the only result.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 42
You hit the $noun$. What was that for?
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 43
Ouch! What are you, a masochist?
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 44
You hand the bubble bath to Justin. He smiles, thanks you, gulps it down, and
spends the next ten minutes vomiting soap bubbles. Yum.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 45
You dump the bubbles into the tub. You now have a nice bubble bath.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 46
It's the fantastically crappy Kill Justin ASCII map!

Note: Your current location can be found in the upper left corner of the
screen.

     -------                 Basement:
     |     |
     |  1  |                 1. Basement (Up: 3)
     |     |
     -------
     ________________        First Floor:
     |        |     |
     |   5    |  6  |        2. Living Room (North: 5, South: 3, West: 4 Up: 7)      
_____|        |     |        3. Kitchen (North: 2, Down: 1)
     |--------|------        4. Bathroom (West: 2)
  4  |   2    |              5. Trophy Room (South: 2, East: 6)
     |        |              6. Garage (West: 5)
--------------|
     |   3    |
     |        |
     |--------|




     ________________        Second Floor:
     |        |     |
     |   10   |  11 |        7. Hallway (North: 10, South: 8, West: 4)      
_____|        |     |        8. Dog Pen (North: 7, Up: 12)
     |--------|------        9. Upstairs Bathroom (West: 7)
  9  |   7    |              10. Your Room (South: 7, East: 11)
     |        |              11. Closet (West: 10)
--------------|
     |   8    |
     |        |
     |--------|






     ________________        Third Floor:
     |        |     |
     |   15   |  16 |        12. Study (North: 13, Down: 8, Up: 17)      
_____|        |     |        13. Library (North: 15, West: 14)
     |--------|------        14. Weapon Room (West: 13)
  14 |   13   |              15. Dad's Room (East: 16)
     |        |              16. Dad's Closet (West: 15)
--------------|
     |   12   |
     |        |
     |--------|











     ________________        Roof:
     |              |
     |              |        17. Rooftop (Down: 12)    
_____|              |        
     |        |------        
         17   |              
              |              
-----         |
     |        |
     |        |
     |--------|

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 47
Justin accepts the toy, and then sits back down to play his game. Moments
later, the sound of ripping metal can be heard from upstairs. The dog, free
of her pen, then comes racing down the stairs in search of her precious toy.
Seeing it on Justin's lap, she pounces on him. Justin is dragged around
the room like a rag doll by the gigantic dog before she grows bored with him,
takes her toy, and heads back upstairs.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 48
The toy lands on the couch next to Justin with a slight squeak. Moments
later, the sound of ripping metal can be heard from upstairs. The dog, free
of her pen, then comes racing down the stairs in search of her precious toy.
Seeing it on Justin's lap, she pounces on him. Justin is dragged around
the room like a rag doll by the gigantic dog before she grows bored with him,
takes her toy, and heads back upstairs.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 49
You toss the rubber duck into the dog's pen. Thinking it to be a new chew
toy, the eager dog pounces on it and begins to gnaw. Moments later, Justin
dashes into the room, shouting "Ducky! Hang on, I'll save you!" He leaps
into the pen, intent on rescuing his ducky. The dog, however, has other
ideas. She badly mauls Justin before tossing him back out of the pen and
onto his butt. She then finishes ripping the duck to shreds. Justin groans
piteously, and heads back downstairs to mourn for his ducky.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 50
You turn on the television. It's midway through an episode of the new
WB sitcom Top Dog, about a streetwise cop and his new partner, a wisecracking
talking dog. You heave a mighty sigh and switch the set off.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 51
You turn on the television. Alas, you find only an episode of Family Matters. 
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 52
You turn on the television. You come upon a commercial for the upcoming,
direct-to-video release of Leprechaun 6.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 53
You turn on the television. The screen is totally black. A deep voice
proclaims: "Take a seat Titanic. Move over Star Wars. Coming this summer...
Kill Justin: the Movie!" You scream and switch the set off.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 54
Don't you think you've watched enough television for one day?
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 55
The suit is sized for Justin. You can't fit into it.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 56
You open the suit pocket. It is empty.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 57
You unbutton the pocket of Justin's suit. Inside is a bright green and
strangely fresh four-leaf clover. You place the mysterious clover in your
own pocket.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 58
As you step into the room, wearing the Alf costume, Justin leaps to his feet,
screaming "It's alive!" In a panic he runs up the stairs. You hear glass
shattering upstairs. Moments later, you catch a glimpse of him falling past
the window and landing on the asphalt driveway with a thud. He dashes over to
you and rips the costume off. "Hey," He says, "You're not Alf." Bruised and
bleeding, he walks back in through the front door and takes his place on the
couch.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 59
You lie down and go to sleep. In your dream, you are floating in a dim, misty
void. The concept of "up" and "down" doesn't seem to have any meaning here.
You drift aimlessly through the void for a few moments or an eternity, you
cannot be sure which, before a dark figure materializes out of the mist.
You cannot make out the figure's face under the hood. He/she/it speaks to
you: "Yaknagee yais yateh yaone yateur yagdo! Yawpihsro yahmi yaor yabe
yafnekasro!" Before you can reply, the figure melts back into the mist, and
you awaken.
END_MESSAGE
       
MESSAGE 60
You lie down and go to sleep. As your dream commences, you find yourself
clad in dark brown robes. You are standing in a circle of people, also
wearing robes. Painted on the plain stone floor in front of you is a fifteen
foot wide circle, in the center of which is a bright golden letter C.
You all join hands and the lead monk begins to chant, soon, you all join
in:

Umba Bumba, Umba Bumba, he' so co-oo-cool!
Umba Bumba, Umba Bumba, he' so co-oo-cool!

The chant continues on like this for some time before one of your fellow
monks proclaims: "Behold! He comes!" In the center of the circle, a towering
figure perched atop a vintage Harley Davidson, materializes. His black
leather jacket, cocky grin, and greased pompadour with sideburns betray his
identity. He is Umba Bumba, legendary God of Coolness! All bow before him. He
seems to take special notice of you. "Arise!" He commands. You obey. "Unto
you, my most faithful servant, I shall bestow the blessing of super coolness."
Umba Bumba waves his hands over you and suddenly, you come to understand
that whatever coolness you thought you possessed is but a minute drop in the
infinite sea of cool that is Umba Bumba. You start to thank Umba Bumba, but
you feel yourself beginning to awaken. "Remember," He tells you as your dream
fades, "You're only as cool as you think you are!" You awaken, feeling much
cooler.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 61
You lie down and go to sleep. In your dream, you toss restlessly in your bed,
inexplicably disturbed. Deciding to get a glass of water in the bathroom,
you hop off the bed, onto your feet. A tiny, sharp-clawed hand shoots out
from underneath your bed and wraps itself around your ankle. You manage to
escape its vise-like grasp and stumble back. The now fully-emerged Leprechaun
points at you and says: "I'll teach you to steal me gold and make fun o' me
movies!" He rears back, preparing to fry you with one of his trademark green
lightning bolts. In panic, you flee into your closet. For some reason, the
Leprechaun seems afraid to follow. "You've won this time, whelp, but I'll get
ya yet! Mark me words!" Filled with relief, you awaken.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 62
You're not tired.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 63
As you reach your hand under the bed, another hand, a tiny, twisted,
freakishly strong hand, shoots out and wraps around your wrist. You manage
to pull away and you look on in terror as the Leprechaun crawls out from under
your bed. "Hello there, whelp! You've made fun of me movies for the last
time!" He draws back his right hand, preparing to zap you with one of his
deadly green lightning bolts. What do you do?

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 64
Smiling to yourself, you pull the four-leaf clover from your pocket. Upon
seeing it, the Leprechaun seems to become afraid. "Let's not be hasty now!
I'm sure we can work this out." You don't trust him, however. You hold up
the clover, preparing to hurl it at him. "&@%$ you, Lucky Charms!" You shout
as you toss the clover into the Leprechaun's open mouth. He clutches his
throat, choking and gagging. After a few moments, he vanishes in a burst
of green light, leaving behind a green computer disk!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 65
Nothing under there...This time...
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 66
Time's up! The Leprechaun points at you and a bright green bolt of lightning
crackles forth from his finger and strikes you square in the chest. Your last
sensory impressions before you die are the smell of your own scorched flesh
and the Leprechaun, standing over you, cackling with demented glee.

                        ***You have died***

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 67
You collapse from your wounds.

                       ***You have died***

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 68
You pull out the pin and throw it away. Better get rid of that grenade
quick!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 69
You hurl the grenade at Justin. It strikes the ground and rolls to a stop
inches from him. You dive for cover and a second later, a tremendous
explosion rocks the house. After the smoke clears, Justin is still sitting
on the couch, badly burnt and oozing blood from shrapnel-inflicted gashes
all over his body.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 70
You drop the grenade and dive for cover just in time. The explosion rocks
the building. What a waste of a good grenade.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 71
Oops! You held the grenade too long! The fiery explosion peppers you with
white hot shrapnel, burns you severely, and knocks you clear across the room.
Now *that* was stupid!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 72
You toss the $noun$ right off the roof. Wasn't that fun?
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 73
Just as you reach out to grab the rod a tremendous bolt of lightning shoots
out of the sky and strikes it. You're thrown onto your back, twitching from
the thousands of volts of electricity coursing through your body. That had
to hurt!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 74
You carefully balance the rubber duck on the tip of the lightning rod.
Moments later, Justin comes running up the stairs. "Ducky!" He shouts,
"I'll save you!" Justin runs up to the rod and reaches out to grab his
precious duck. Just then, a massive bolt of forked lighting arcs from
a nearby storm cloud and strikes the rod. Justin twitches spastically as
millions of volts of pure electricity course through his body. Finally,
he lets go of the rod, notices that his ducky has been reduced to a
molten puddle of yellow and orange plastic, and heads back downstairs,
weeping. Good one!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 75
As you're about to hurl the ducky off the roof, Justin arrives at the top
of the stairs, takes one look and shouts "Ducky! Nooooo!" You toss the duck,
and Justin promptly leaps right off the roof after it! A gradually receding
scream and a dull thud follow.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 76
You leap head first off the roof and fall three stories, impacting on the
pavement below. You manage to stumble through the front door, limping on
a broken leg, oozing blood, and obviously dazed. Justin takes one look at
you and asks "What's the matter? Did you trip 'n' fall or somethin'?"
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 77
You are now wearing the fedora hat.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 78
With a mighty heave you move the bookcase aside, revealing a mysterious
portal set against the east wall.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 79
You move the bookcase back against the wall, concealing the portal.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 80
With only slight hesitation, you step through the portal. The intense light 
of he portal blinds you momentarily, and when your vision clears, you find
yourself in a strange new place...

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 81
You take aim at the bookcase with the laser and fire. The bookcase instantly
disintegrates, revealing a mysterious portal set into the east wall.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 82
You swing the massive axe at Justin. It leaves a deep, oozing gash in his
left side. The momentum of the swing carries it right past Justin and embeds
it in the wall behind him. Alas, your attempt to dislodge it snaps the
wooden handle in two. You reluctantly throw away the ruined axe.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 83
Determined to utterly destroy the priceless antique chair, you hack at it
maniacally with the razor sharp axe. After a few minutes of this, all that
remains of the chair is a pile of sawdust and a single leg.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 84
You raise the oaken chair leg over your head and bring it down on Justin's
head with all your might. With a sharp crack, the leg impacts with
the back of Justin's head, snapping in two and leaving a visible dent in
Justin's skull.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 85
Deciding to end your own life, you leap off the roof. Just as you are about
to strike the driveway, your senses fade and you black out. Upon awakening,
you find that you've somehow been transported to a most unusual place...

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 86
You remove the fedora hat.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 87
You place your hand on the brass doorknob and turn. Suddenly the door flies
open and a massive man in a fireman's outfit steps out. In his right hand,
he clutches a large shovel. As soon as he takes notice of you, his eyes
narrow and the muscles and veins in his neck bulge. He fixes you with a
hate-filled glare. "Circus midgets!" he hisses. Before you can react, he
raises the shovel and strikes you in the head with it several times before
retreating back through the door, slamming it closed behind him.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 88
You pull the whip back and crack it at Justin. It lashes him across the face,
leaving a bright red gash on his left cheek. Annoyed, he grabs the whip from
you and tosses it out the window.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 89
You take a deep breath and exhale it forcefully through the blowgun. The
poison dart shoots forth and embeds itself in Justin's neck. Several minutes
of choking, vomiting, and convulsions follow as Justin suffers the effects of
the deadly toxin. After a while, he regains he strength and makes his way
back to the couch. Without darts, the blowgun is useless. You throw it away.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 90
You pull the drawstring, opening the leather bag. You then hurl its contents
at Justin. The dozens of pointy, razor-sharp caltrops land all around Justin.
He take a single step, and screams in agony as a caltrop pierces his foot.
Justin the stumbles, landing on a half-dozen more. In a blind panic, he rolls
around on the caltrop-covered floor, injuring himself yet further. Good move!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 91
After placing the keg of gunpowder on the floor next to Justin, you detonate
it. A moment later, the entire house is shook by a tremendous blast. After
the smoke clears, Justin, charred and bleeding, is laying on the floor
unconscious on the opposite side of the room. After a few moments, he
reawakens and crawls back over to his seat on the couch.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 92
After placing the keg of gunpowder in the center of the room, you detonate it.
After the smoke clears, you realize that you've wasted a perfectly good keg
of gunpowder.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 93
You place the green disk into the computer's floppy drive. After a few
seconds of loading, the words "PASSWORD: YAMO" flash across the screen. The
disk then ejects, you go to pick it up, but is vanishes.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 94
How dare you attack the mighty Programmer! For this, you shall be punished!
You black out. When you awaken, you are laying in the living room, you
feel weak and have been stripped of all your possessions.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 95
You reload the shotgun.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 96
You place the red disk into the computer's floppy drive. After a few
seconds of loading, the word "KEEGAN" flashes across the screen. The
disk then ejects, you go to pick it up, but it vanishes.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 97
You speak the magic word "Keegan" and the world around you becomes
indistinct. When your vision once again resolves itself, you find yourself
standing in the center of the living room.

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 98
That magic won't work here.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 99
Using the newfound keys, you open the car and step inside.

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 100
You exit the car.

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 101
Suddenly a book appears in mid-air with a flash of red light. It lands at
your feet with a thump.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 102
With a brilliant flash of crimson light, a set of keys appears in mid-air,
hovers there for a moment, and then drops, landing on the ground near your
feet.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 103
As you say the magic word, a portal identical to the one that transported
you here appears in front of you.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 104
You step though the portal, and find yourself back in the library.

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 105
"GREETINGS!" says the man. "I AM THE MIGHTY PROGRAMMER. ANSWER THE FOLLOWING
QUESTION OR FACE MY WRATH!"

WHAT IS YOUR MISSION?

1. TO KILL JUSTIN
2. TO KILL MYSELF
3. TO KILL YOU

Type 1, 2, or 3 to answer.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 106
"CORRECT! YOU SHALL NOW BE REWARDED!" You suddenly find yourself transported
to the living room, all your wounds are healed and you feel closer to you
goal of killing Justin that ever.
END_MESSAGE    

MESSAGE 107
"WHAT!? WHAT KIND OF THING IS THAT TO SAY? I SHALL AID YOU IN YOUR HOLY
QUEST TO DESTROY JUSTIN." You suddenly find yourself transported to the
living room. Your wounds are healed and you find your commitment to killing
Justin renewed.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 108
"FOOL! YOU DARE INSULT ME!? FOR THIS YOU SHALL SUFFER GREATLY!" You black out.
When you awaken, you are laying in the living room, you feel weak and have
been stripped of all your possessions.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 109
You are now wearing the chainmail armor.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 110
You remove the chainmail armor.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 111
The armor absorbs some damage, saving your life. The armor itself, however,
is ruined. You throw it away.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 112
You look under the couch, and discover a bag of Cool Ranch flavor Doritos!
You take it.

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 113
You scarf down the chips. Delicious!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 114
You sit down on the chair for a while. It's very comfortable.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 115
You attempt to begin a conversation with Justin. He merely stares at
you blankly for a few moments before muttering "Huh?"
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 116
You raise the saber above your head and the mighty warrior
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fo-The-Fife-Fife-Brown appears. You look him over, noting his
plain brown clothes, matching brown mustache, and deadly wooden cane.
Suddenly, the fight is on! You and Brown exchange several fierce sword and
cane blows before he rears back, swings his cane, and removes your head in
one clean stroke. I guess you should've know better that to mess with
Brown. Why? Because...

Things go down when he's around, 'cause he's Fe-Fi-Fo-Fo-The-Fife-Fife-Brown!

                        ***You have died***
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 117
You swing the saber at Justin's head. It slices him severely before breaking
against his skull.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 118
The book reads: "To escape from the Abyss, one must speak the magic word,
"Takhisis."
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 119
Justin does not want your $NOUN$.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 120
Your hurl the $NOUN$ at Justin. It bounces harmlessly off the side
of his head.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 121
Kill Justin!: A Twisted Text Adventure Game
1999 William Mistretta

---Basic Instructions---

Hello all. Welcome to Kill Justin. The object of this game is to use the
various items scattered around your house to do away with your annoying
stepbrother Justin once and for all. To do this, you'll need to learn how
to interact with Kill Justin's text-based environment by inputting valid
commands to the parser (computer). Below is a list of the most important
verbs used in Kill Justin commands and what each one does:

SAVE (Allows you to save your game and contimue it at a later date).
RESTORE (Loads a previously saved game).
QUIT (Quits the game at any time).
HELP (Get help at any time during the game).
MAP (Displays a map of all the non-secret areas in the game).
NORTH (N)/SOUTH (S)/EAST (E)/WEST (W)/UP (U)/DOWN (D) 
(Moves the player in the direction of choice).
LIST EXITS (Lists all the obvious directions in which the player can move).
EXAMINE (Examine an object in detail).
TAKE (Picks up an object, if possible).
DROP (Drops an object currently carried by player).
WEAR (Used to wear a piece of clothing).
REMOVE (Removes a piece of clothing currently worn by player).
LOOK/L (Describes player's surroundings. Also for looking under things).
INVENTORY/I (Describes what the player is carrying and wearing).
EXIT (Exits an enclosed area, such as an automobile).
ENTER (Used to enter a doorway or portal).
ATTACK/HIT/KILL (Used to attack a subject of the player's choice).
THROW (Throw an object at a target of player's choice).
SHOOT (Fire a weapon at a chosen target).
GIVE (Present a chosen object to a person of player's choice as a gift). 
WAIT (Do nothing for one turn).
TALK (Speak to an entity of player's choice).
OPEN (Opens a single closed object of player's choice).
CLOSE (Closes a single object of player's choice).
PUSH (Used to push an object).
PULL (Used to pull an object).
POUR (A liquid).
LIGHT (Used to ignite something, a fuse or match, for instance).
JUMP (Allows player to jump off something).
SLEEP (Used to take a nap. The presence of a bed is usually required).
TURN ON/OFF (Used to switch on a device, a radio or television, usually).
SIT (Used to sit on something, a chair, for instance).
READ (A book).
DRINK (Drink a liquid of player's choice).
EAT (Consume something edible).                     

Now for some examples of how to use each of these verbs in commands:

QUIT
HELP
MAP
NORTH
LIST EXITS
EXAMINE COUCH
TAKE KNIFE
DROP GRENADE
WEAR TUXEDO
REMOVE HAT
LOOK
LOOK UNDER TABLE
INVENTORY
EXIT CAR
ENTER DOOR
ATTACK JUSTIN WITH CLUB
THROW BOMB AT JUSTIN
SHOOT TANK WITH MACHINE GUN
GIVE BRIBE TO COP
WAIT
TALK TO JUDGE
OPEN CHEST
CLOSE JAR
PUSH COUCH
PULL ROPE
POUR OIL ON FLOOR
LIGHT MATCH
JUMP OFF ROOF
SLEEP
TURN RADIO ON
SIT ON CHAIR
READ BOOK
DRINK COLA
EAT PIZZA

By inputting commands in this fashion, you can effectively interact with
the game environment.

---Scoring---

Scoring in Kill Justin is handled rather simply. Actions that cause Justin
harm earn you a certain number of points. The more harm caused, the more
points. Silly and/or self-destructive actions (drinking poison, leaping off
tall buildings, ect.) result in a loss of one or more points. Points can also
be earned in other ways. Many of these involve secret portions of the game
not immeadiately obvious to the casual player.

---Hit Points---

Hit Points represent the amount of physical harm a living thing can
withstand before dying. Both you and Justin possess a number of Hit Points.
When Justin's Hit Points reach zero, he dies and you win the game. Losing
all of your Hit Points on the other hand, results in your death and loss
of the game.

---Secrets---

There are four secret areas in Kill Justin that are not normally accessable
to the player. Locating these areas can be tricky and it is not necessary to
do so if winning the basic game is your only goal. For the advanced player,
however, discovering these "secret rooms" can be a facinating challenge.

And finally...

---The Ultimate Challenge---

It's possible to win the game with a score of 50 points in only six turns,
while seeing only three (out of 21 total) areas. Can you do it?

---Special Thanks---

To Ryan Graff, who taught me AGT and programmed much of the earlier versions
of Kill Justin. Much of the strangeness that is Kill Justin came straight
from him.

To Justin Curtis, my inspiration. Crude, immature, and impossibly annoying,
my desire to strangle him with my bare hands led directly to this game.

To Warwick Davis, for all things Leprechaun.

To David R. Malmberg and Mark J. Welch, for dreaming up this crazy AGT
stuff to begin with. Thanks, guys!

To Bryan (bryanb@mailandnews.com), for a critical bug fix.

---Contact Info---

The latest version of Kill Justin can always be found at:
http://www.geocities.com/willmistretta

Send all questions and comments regarding this game to:
willmistretta@hotmail.com

---Well, on with the game!---
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MESSAGE 122
How? With what? You'll have to be more specific than that.
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MESSAGE 123
Done.
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MESSAGE 124
Hey, watch it! This is a family game. One point penalty!
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MESSAGE 125
Sorry, that's impossible right now.
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