SYNONYMS
Dummy_Verb1 POUR DUMP
Dummy_Verb2 GIVE HAND
Dummy_Verb3 BURN LIGHT
Dummy_Verb4 PET STROKE
Dummy_Verb5 PUNCH KICK HEADBUTT ELBOW HIT STRIKE
Dummy_Verb6 MAP
Dummy_Verb7 SLEEP NAP DOZE
Dummy_Verb8 JUMP LEAP HOP
Dummy_Verb9 KEEGAN
Dummy_Verb10 RELOAD
Dummy_Verb11 LEAVE 
Dummy_Verb12 TAKHISIS
Dummy_Verb13 1
Dummy_Verb14 2
Dummy_Verb15 3
Dummy_Verb16 SIT
Dummy_Verb17 UNLOCK
Dummy_Verb18 SHIT PISS FUCK BITCH CUNT ASS ASSHOLE DICK COCK  
END_SYNONYMS

INTRO
Welcome to Kill Justin! The object of this game is to destroy Justin, your
stepbrother and the single stupidest person on earth, once and for all. To
accomplish this task, you'll utilize a wide variety of deadly items scattered
around your house. Well, enough talk. Let's get started!
END_INTRO

QUESTIONS
QUESTION 1 WHAT IS THE PASSWORD?
ANSWER 1 YAMO
END_QUESTIONS

ROOM 2
Living Room
UP 8
WEST 4
SOUTH 3
NORTH 5
END_ROOM

ROOM 3
Kitchen
NORTH 2
DOWN 6
END_ROOM

ROOM 4
BATHROOM
EAST 2
END_ROOM

ROOM 5
Trophy Room
SOUTH 2
EAST 7
END_ROOM

ROOM 6
Basement
UP 3
END_ROOM

ROOM 7
Garage
WEST 5
END_ROOM

ROOM 8
Hallway
DOWN 2
NORTH 9
SOUTH 10
WEST 11
END_ROOM

ROOM 9
Your Room
EAST 12
SOUTH 8
END_ROOM

ROOM 10
Dog Pen
UP 13
NORTH 8
END_ROOM

ROOM 11
Upstairs Bathroom
EAST 8
END_ROOM

ROOM 12
Closet
WEST 9
END_ROOM

ROOM 13
Study
DOWN 10
UP 18
NORTH 14
END_ROOM

ROOM 14
Library
SOUTH 13
WEST 15
NORTH 16
END_ROOM

ROOM 15
Weapon Room
EAST 14
END_ROOM

ROOM 16
Dad's Room
SOUTH 14
EAST 17
END_ROOM

ROOM 17
Dad's Closet
WEST 16
END_ROOM

ROOM 18
Roof
DOWN 13
END_ROOM

ROOM 19
Car
SOUTH 7
END_ROOM

ROOM 20
The Abyss
NORTH 20
EAST 20
SOUTH 20
WEST 20
END_ROOM

ROOM 21
Mysterious Place
END_ROOM

ROOM 22
Secret Room
NORTH 2
END_ROOM

ROOM_DESCR 2
This is the living room. Justin sits here on the couch playing a game of
Street Fighter 2 and losing miserably. Stairs lead up to the second floor and
doors lead off to the north, south, and west.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 3
This is your kitchen. I'm sure you can find something here useful in killing
Justin. A door to your north leads to the living room while a trapdoor in the
floor heads down into the basement.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 4
This is the downstairs bathroom. Not much interesting here. It's just your
standard bathroom. The living room is east.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 5
This is where your father (a big game hunter in his spare time) hangs his
prized trophies. The heads of exotic animals from around the world line the
walls. The living room is south and the garage lies east.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 6
A single dim light bulb hanging from the rafters illuminates the basement.
Rickety wooden stairs lead back up to the kitchen.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 7
This is the family garage. Various tools and supplies line the shelves.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 8
This is the main hallway. Your room is north, the dog pen is south, and the
upstairs bathroom is west.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 9
This is your room. It contains your bed and most of your personal possessions.
You haven't cleaned it in some time. Your closet is east and the hallway is
south.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 10
This room houses your beloved family pet FooFoo. The hallway is north and
stairs lead up to the third floor.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 11
This is the upstairs bathroom. Justin uses it exclusively. The hallway is
east.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 12
This is your closet. At the moment, you're being forced to share it with
Justin. Your bedroom is west. There is a small door set into the east wall.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 13
This is your father's study. He does most of his research here. The library
is north. Stairs lead down to the dog pen and up to the rooftop.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 14
This is your father's library. It's filled to brimming with old books,
mostly dealing with ancient civilizations. The study is south, your father's
bedroom is north, and the weapon room is west.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 15
Your father has a fascination with collecting weapons from around the world.
He keeps them on display here. The library is east. 

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 16
This is your father's bedroom. Unlike yours, it's kept clean at all times.
Rugs, tapestries, ceremonial masks, and other such artifacts from around
the world adorn the walls. The library is south and your father's closet is
east.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 17
This is your dad's closet. The smell of mothballs assails your nostrils
as you enter. Your dad's bedroom is west.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 18
This is the roof of your three-story house. Right now, a fierce storm is
brewing overhead, threatening to erupt into a torrent of rain and lightning
at any moment.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 19
This is the interior of your father's car. It smells vaguely of the tacky
pine-scented air freshener dangling from the rearview mirror. Hint: type
EXIT CAR to get out.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 20
This strange, flat plain seems to extend as far as the eye can see in
any given direction. The brown, rocky, sterile ground is unbroken by
any sort of landmark. The sky here is tinted a soft pink color, even though
no sun of any sort is visible.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 21
This is a small, apparently exitless room. The walls are plain white and
lacking any decoration.

END_ROOM_DESCR

ROOM_DESCR 22
The walls of this room seem to be composed of waves of bright,
ever-shifting, psychedelic color. A marble alter sits in its center.
On the north wall is a glowing portal, through which your living
room is visible.

END_ROOM_DESCR

NOUN 200
Justin
stupid
Justin sits here placidly, waiting for you to put him out of his misery.
LOCATION 2
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 200
Justin is your red-headed, freckled, insufferably stupid stepbrother. You've
devoted your life to destroying him. Right now, he's sitting on the couch
playing Street Fighter 2 (badly).
END_DESCR

NOUN 201
clothes
normal
Your clothing is here.
LOCATION 1000
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
WEARABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 201
Your clothing consists of black jeans and a t-shirt that reads: "I ran the
shadows in Seattle and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
END_DESCR

NOUN 202
knife
pocket
Your trusty Swiss army knife is here.
LOCATION 1
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 202
You carry this well-used Swiss army knife everywhere you go. It invariably
comes in handy whenever you need a 1/2 inch wide magnifying glass.
END_DESCR

NOUN 203
saber
antique
There is an antique cavalry saber here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS SWORD
LOCATION 5
SIZE 3
WEIGHT 3
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 203
This saber once belonged to your great, great uncle, a general in the Civil
War. It is about two-and-a-half feet long, brightly polished, and razor
sharp.
END_DESCR

NOUN 204
corkscrew
bent
There is a bent corkscrew here.
LOCATION 3
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 204
This extremely pointy corkscrew would make an excellent weapon.
END_DESCR

NOUN 205
knife
rusty
A rusty knife is lying in this room.
LOCATION 3
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 205
This rusty and exceedingly dull butcher knife would make John Bobbitt faint.
END_DESCR

NOUN 206
cleaner
household
A bottle of household cleaner is here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS BOTTLE
LOCATION 6
SIZE 2
WEIGHT 2
IsClosed
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 206
This half-empty bottle of Mr. Clean is tightly closed, and highly toxic...
END_DESCR

NOUN 207
radio
small
A small radio is here. It is currently switched off.
LOCATION 4
SIZE 3
WEIGHT 3
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 207
This is a is small, battery-powered radio. Exciting, yes?
END_DESCR

NOUN 208
bathtub
large
A large bathtub is here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS TUB BATH
LOCATION 4
OPEN
SIZE 100
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 208
Buddy, if you need me to explain the concept of a bathtub to you, you should
seriously consider stepping away from the computer and getting some
professional help. Hint: Type TAKE BATH to, well, take a bath.
END_DESCR

NOUN 209
katana
Japanese
An ancient Japanese katana is here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS SWORD
LOCATION 5
SIZE 4
WEIGHT 4
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 209
The katana is a long, curved sword between three and four feet long. It is
ideally suited for slashing attacks. The katana is the traditional weapon of
the Japanese samurai. During Japan's medieval period these proud warriors...
Aw hell, it a kick-ass sword, okay? 'Nuff said.
END_DESCR

NOUN 210
shotgun
old
A double-barreled shotgun is here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS GUN
LOCATION 5
CanShoot
SHOTS 2
SIZE 3
WEIGHT 3
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 210
This double-barreled shotgun is a little worn, but it can still blow a hole in
Justin the size of Rhode Island (not that that's saying much).
END_DESCR

NOUN 211
can
gas
A can of gasoline is here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS GAS GASOLINE
LOCATION 7
SIZE 3
WEIGHT 3
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 211
This is a metal can holding one gallon of (highly flammable) gasoline. I
think you can put it to good use.
END_DESCR

NOUN 212
acid
sulfuric
A glass jar filled with sulfuric acid is here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS JAR
LOCATION 7
SIZE 2
WEIGHT 2
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 212
It's a jar of acid. Have fun.
END_DESCR

NOUN 213
match
unlit
A single unlit match it here.
LOCATION 7
SIZE 0
WEIGHT 0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 213
This match is pretty obviously useful in setting things on fire. There's
only one though, so use it wisely.
END_DESCR

NOUN 214
self
your
You are here.
NOUN_SYNONYMS ME MYSELF
LOCATION 0
END_NOUN

NOUN 215
car
dad's
Your father's car is here.
LOCATION 7
UNMOVABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS PINTO DOOR
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 215
This is your father's 1979 Ford Pinto. The door is currently locked.
END_DESCR

NOUN 216
match
lit
A lit match is here.
SIZE 0
WEIGHT 0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 216
This is a lit Eterni-Burn brand match. Don't count on it burning out anytime
soon.
END_DESCR

NOUN 217
bed
your
Your bed is here.
LOCATION 9
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 217
This is your bed. You sleep on it.
END_DESCR

NOUN 218
suit
ugly
An ugly pea-green suit (complete with purple bow tie) is here.
LOCATION 12
CLOSED
SIZE 4
WEIGHT 4
NOUN_SYNONYMS POCKET
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 218
This is the suit that Justin wears for "special" occasions. He claims it turns
him into a "chick magnet." It has a single pocket on the front, buttoned
closed.
END_DESCR

NOUN 219
costume
Alf
Justin's Alf costume is here.
LOCATION 12
SIZE 4
WEIGHT 4
WEARABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 219
This is a costume designed to resemble everyone's least favorite tv alien,
Alf. Justin got it for Halloween a few years back. Unfortunately, he became
so attached to it that he still wears it to school just about every day.
No matter how much people try to explain to him that Alf was never funny and
has been off the air for more than ten years, he just doesn't seem to get it.
END_DESCR

NOUN 220
ducky
rubber
Justin's rubber ducky is here.
LOCATION 11
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
NOUN_SYNONYMS DUCK
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 220
This rubber ducky is Justin's favorite thing in the world.
END_DESCR

NOUN 221
bubbles
bath
A bottle of bubble bath is here.
LOCATION 11
SIZE 2
WEIGHT 2
DRINKABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS BUBBLES
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 221
This is a bottle of Justin's Mighty Morphing Power Rangers brand bubble bath.
The label features a crudely-drawn picture of five people in stupid looking
multicolored costumes.
END_DESCR

NOUN 222
dog
vicious
The family's bloodthirsty pit bull is penned up here.
LOCATION 10
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 222
This is your precious family pet FooFoo a.k.a Lady Bonecrusher the Merciless,
the 150 pound jet-black, pit bull from Hell. Luckily for you, she's penned
up securely.
END_DESCR

NOUN 223
pistol
laser
A deadly laser pistol is here.
LOCATION 22
SIZE 3
WEIGHT 3
CanShoot
NOUN_SYNONYMS LASER
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 223
This laser is extremely powerful, use it with caution.
END_DESCR

NOUN 224
toy
dog
A rubber dog toy is here.
LOCATION 10
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 224
This little toy is shaped like a gore-encrusted human skull. You squeeze it,
it emits a pleasant little squeak.
END_DESCR

NOUN 225
television
a
A television is here.
LOCATION 16
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 225
This is your nifty color television. It's switched off at the moment.
END_DESCR

NOUN 226
clover
four-leaf
A four-leaf clover is here.
SIZE 0
WEIGHT 0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 226
You found this mysterious clover in the pocket of Justin's suit. What could
it be for?
END_DESCR

NOUN 227
Leprechaun
evil
The Leprechaun is here, preparing to kill you.
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 227
The Leprechaun is about three feet tall, with wrinkly brown skin, and gnarly
clawed hands. His top hat, clothing, and buckled shoes are all green.
END_DESCR

NOUN 228
disk
green
An green, unlabeled computer disk is here.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 228
This bright green computer disk, left behind by the Leprechaun, is unmarked.
END_DESCR

NOUN 229
grenade
hand
An antique hand grenade is here.
LOCATION 9
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
OPEN
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 229
And then the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the
number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that two
then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the
third number, is reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
END_DESCR

NOUN 230
pin
grenade
A grenade pin is here.
LOCATION 229
SIZE 0
WEIGHT 0
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 230
Pull this pin out of the grenade and three seconds later...Kaboom!
END_DESCR

NOUN 231
rod
lighting
A lightning rod is here.
LOCATION 18
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 231
Come on! Haven't you ever seen a lightning rod before?
END_DESCR

NOUN 232
roof
the

LOCATION 18
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN 233
whip
leather
Your dad's leather bullwhip is laying here.
LOCATION 13
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 233
This leather bullwhip is your father's. Standard issue for all
archaeologists.
END_DESCR

NOUN 234
computer
Macintosh
A Macintosh computer is here.
LOCATION 13
UNMOVABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS DRIVE MAC MACINTOSH
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 234
This is your father's personal computer. Being a genius, he uses Macs
exclusively.
END_DESCR

NOUN 235
chair
wooden
A heavy wooden chair is here.
LOCATION 14
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 235
This antique chair is made entirely of oak and is far too heavy to move.
END_DESCR

NOUN 236
bookcase
large
A bookcase stacked with hardbound volumes is against the east wall.
LOCATION 14
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 236
This bookcase is stacked with leather-bound tomes of great antiquity.
END_DESCR

NOUN 237
axe
battle
An ancient Norman battle axe is here.
LOCATION 15
SIZE 4
WEIGHT 4
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 237
This gigantic axe was employed by a Norman warrior over 1200 years ago.
It is still in good shape.
END_DESCR

NOUN 238
caltrops
sharp
A bag of iron caltrops is here.
LOCATION 15
SIZE 2
WEIGHT 2
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 238
For those who don't know, caltrops are tiny pieces of metal bristling with
sharp spikes. They are thrown at an opponent, who then steps on then and is
maimed. Fun, yes?
END_DESCR

NOUN 239
hat
fedora
Your father's brown leather fedora is here.
LOCATION 17
WEARABLE
SIZE 2
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 239
This is your father's lucky brown leather fedora hat. It's seen many
adventures across the world.
END_DESCR

NOUN 240
portal
mysterious
A mysterious portal is here.
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 240
This odd portal pulsates with swirling color. Red, blue, black, green, and
white all whirl across the portal's surface. It's quite hypnotic.
END_DESCR

NOUN 241
leg
chair
A heavy oaken chair leg is here.
SIZE 4
WEIGHT 4
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 241
This single leg is all that's left of your father's antique wooden chair.
It would make an excellent club.
END_DESCR

NOUN 242
door
wooden
A wooden door is set into the east wall here.
LOCATION 12
OPENABLE
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 242
This is a plain wooden door with a shiny brass doorknob. Currently, it is
shut.
END_DESCR

NOUN 243
blowgun
wooden
A wooden blowgun is here.
LOCATION 15
SIZE 3
WEIGHT 2
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 243
This bamboo blowgun is approximately three feet long. Inside it, a single
poison dart is ready to be fired.
END_DESCR

NOUN 244
gunpowder
explosive
A keg of highly explosive gunpowder is here.
LOCATION 15
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 10
NOUN_SYNONYMS FUSE KEG POWDER
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 244
Although it looks like a prop from Pirates of the Caribbean, this massive
wooden keg is filled with highly volatile gunpowder. A fuse extends from
one end of the keg.
END_DESCR

NOUN 245
disk
red
A red, unlabeled computer disk is here.
LOCATION 19
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 245
This red, unlabeled computer disk was found on the floor of your dad's car.
END_DESCR

NOUN 246
keys
car
The keys to your father's car are here.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 246
These are the door and ignition keys to your father's car. Up until recently,
they were missing.
END_DESCR

NOUN 247
book
red
A large red leather-bound book is here.
SIZE 3
WEIGHT 3
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 247
The cover of this massive volume is labeled "Secrets of The Abyss."
END_DESCR

NOUN 248
shell
shotgun
A shotgun shell is here.
LOCATION 19
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
NOUN_SYNONYMS BULLET
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 248
This shell is intended to be fired from a shotgun. To load it, just type
RELOAD SHOTGUN.
END_DESCR

NOUN 249
man
odd
An odd young man is here.
LOCATION 21
UNMOVABLE
NOUN_SYNONYMS WILLIAM WILL PROGRAMMER GOD
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 249
This strange young man is tall (approximately 6'3) and has dark brown hair
and eyes. He wears a blue pocket t-shirt and black jeans. He's quite
handsome in a hard to define way. He stares at you as if expecting you to
say or do something. Hint: Try typing TALK TO MAN.
END_DESCR

NOUN 250
armor
chainmail
A suit of chainmail armor is here.
LOCATION 17
WEARABLE
SIZE 10
WEIGHT 10
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 250
This suit of armor is quite sturdy and ancient.
END_DESCR

NOUN 251
couch
large
Your couch is here.
LOCATION 2
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 251
This is your couch. Currently, Justin is taking up most of it.
END_DESCR

NOUN 252
Doritos
ranch
A bag of Cool Ranch flavor Doritos is here.
SIZE 1
WEIGHT 1
NOUN_SYNONYMS CHIPS
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 252
This is a small bag of Cool Ranch flavor Doritos. Your favorite. Yum!
END_DESCR

NOUN 253
brown
fee-fi-fo-fo-the-fife-fife
He's cool!
UNMOVABLE
END_NOUN

NOUN_DESCR 253
He rocks!
END_DESCR


